- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

The chickens have become self-aware!

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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