What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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