- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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