- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

In soviet Russia...things are different

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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