Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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