Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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