- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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