what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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