A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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