- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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