- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Knock Knock. Doors open

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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