What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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