What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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