- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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