- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Women's rights

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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