What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Refridgerator.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Women's rights

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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