Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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