Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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