Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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