- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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