- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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