From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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vitamin c

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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