What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

this website even though its hilarious.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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