- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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