- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

someone called someone else a frog

what did one computer say to the other .........

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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