- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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