wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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