Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Cheese

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock knock knock OCD

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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