Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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