ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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