- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

hey guys im gay

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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