Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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