I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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123 f*ck off

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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