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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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