What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Donald Trump

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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