A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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