What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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