- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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