What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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