- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a black man? Rob

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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