Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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