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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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