- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Sex

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Yes

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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