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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Knock knock knock OCD

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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