Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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