whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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