What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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