How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Emily Walker.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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