- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??