Your wife died during the delivery.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Death by kayak

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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