- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

how do you call someone? use a phone

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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