- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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