Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

girls basketball

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Where's my baby??

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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