what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

jews

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Who does creatine? James Cornish

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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