- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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