- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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