What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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