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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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