A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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