What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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woman's rights

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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