- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

The child was fired from his job.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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