A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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