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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

whats green and lives in the water

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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