What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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