Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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A women left the kitchen.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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poopy is poopy

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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