- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.