Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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