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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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