A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How many light bulbs? 1

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

i like it in the mouth

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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