Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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