- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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