- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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