A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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