- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

The child was fired from his job.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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