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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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