- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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