Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do I hate? people

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Your mother is so fat.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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