- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

White men's rights

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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