- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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