- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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