- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Dwarf Shortage

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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