The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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