Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Anti Joke

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