- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My cat just died.

A house comes around the corner.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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