- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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