Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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