Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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hello anomonous

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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