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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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