- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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