What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Black Poeple

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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suck my dick.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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