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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke isnt funny.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

Womens rights.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's 6+2? 16

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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