What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Religion

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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