- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

This is not Will Smith.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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