- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

kennah campion... being nice

What do apples taste like? Apples.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

French people.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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