What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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hi my name is? joe

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Hello world

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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This is not a joke.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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