- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Exactly what?

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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