- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

The chicken crossed the road.

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