Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Women's rights

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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